Daddy says one reason why water in Penang is so cheap is because the quality is bad.

But in this case it's not exactly the dirty water but because of...

Guiness Stout! It's Grandma's secret recipe to make the babies in the Niam's family smooth and shiny.
After being soaked in water for 9 months, you won't expect me to like getting wet will you? Hence shower time is always a laborius affair, it takes 2 people to handle me as I'm fragile and slippery :P

But Mommy says I'm improving, I actually like playing with water after the initial cold shock.

Daddy hopes that I can be the next Michael Phelps? Michael who???